What are you "married" to?

Hey peeps,
let us pause and ponder.

In this whole damn world, i found that we, [I]homo sapiens[/I] are nuts.
In spite the fact that we're alive to live and multiply, some of us are actually attached / obliged to other superficial materials.

As jokes,
someone i knew "made love" with a car, as in, learning how to drive using the analogy of treating a gf ; don't push so hard, brake gently, play the game slow and steady before you go and hit the accelerator, etc.

another occasion,
muggertrons (students who are studying too hard) are attached to their own mugging world.
they date lecture notes, digging deep into the chemistry between themselves and the subject.
they make love with exams; sometimes even get broken hearted (when you see the letter "U" on your report card)

even in the working world,
workaholic adults are married to their jobs, sometimes not even married in reality or neglecting his/her family for the sake of pursuing their own careers.
C'mon, peeps, be realistic.
why do you work hard for?
to earn a living.
for?
leading a better quality of life.
then?
live life happily.
alone?
Nop. with your loved ones.

unless you're the emo type who always retreat to one corner and draw circles on the ground.

I posted this, as my last foot print
to remind you all who sometimes are too indulged in your own things, oblivious to the real world awaits.

Live your life well,
don't dwell on someone else's life and dig up a thread on it.
Share the happiness that you get with others,
spread the love to those who need it even without you noticing it.

Nobody in the world is perfect, blunders are inevitable.
What are you blaming them for?
Why are you gossiping about them?
Why don't you look back and TALK BACK to your own self to reflect,
[I]If you have enough time to talk about other people's lives, why don't you have time to be a better person yourself?[/I]

Make this ruined world a better place to live, peeps. Don't ruin it more.
Without your help, it's already going down.


Peace out.

Please be Careful with my Heart - Jose Mari Chan (sung again by Christian Bautista)

If you love me, like you tell me
Please be careful with my heart
You can take it, just don't break it
Or my world will fall apart
You are my first romance, and I'm willing to take a chance
That til life is through, I'll still be loving you
I will be true to you, just a promise from you will do
From the very start, please be careful with my heart
I love you and you know I do
There'll be no one else for me
Promise I'll be always true, for the world and all to see
Love has heard some lies softly spoken
And I have had my heart badly broken
I've been burned and I've been hurt before
So I know just how you feel, trust my love is real for you
I'll be gentle with your heart, I'll caress it like the morning dew

I'll be right beside you forever
I won't let our world fall apart
From the very start, I'll be careful with your heart
You are my first (and you are my last) romance
And I'm willing to take a chance (I've learned from the past)
That til life is through, I'll still be loving you
I will be true to you (only to you)
Just a promise from you will do
From the very start (from the very start)
From the very start (from the very start)
Please be careful with...(I'll be careful with...)
(your) (my) heart....

Love is...

Love is when you care about someone no matter how far the distance might be, without regretting all the times worth waiting, supporting in every ways you can.

Love is when you've given the best out of you for the good of the person that you love without seeking any reward, not even a 'thank you'.

Love is when you know that the person you love is not alright, and be present to cheer them up, give them hugs if they need it, cry together with them, laugh together with them, not at them.

Love is when you feel the bliss knowing that person is living happily
and
when you cry for that person whenever he/she gets hurt by someone else
even when they try their hardest not to show it to you.

Love is when you never forget the important things that person said, even if the person him/herself has forgotten about it.

Love is the ability to see beyond what's tangible; to seek deeper into their emotion and feel it together with them.

Love is not judging by appearance, but inner beauty hidden inside
not discriminating every background,
not looking down at every flaws.

Love is to sacrifice in a subtle way for the good of others.

Lastly,
Love is God.

FML - No wait! I have no Life to Fcuk! [part 1]

FML!

Dreaded promo exams are coming, drawing near and near and near
Stupid me lost my courage to work work work work

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*STRESS MODE ON*

Seriously, i didn't imagine that i'd be super stressed and fcuked up with school work, despite outings with friends and fellow STOMPers.
I really don't know how to overcome this overwhelming mental and emotional torment.
Moreover, some family problems back home i still dunno what's gonna happen, but i heard that it's getting better. [Halleluyah!]

Man.... FML.
i seriously feel that i've lost

MY LIFE

everything revolves around JC stuffs, mugging, burning midnight oil, pull up my socks for upcoming promotional examination which i DIE DIE MUST NOT FAIL.

why can't everything turn into my favour when i need it the most?
not even my friends
worse is my heart problem.

Yeah.
Some pieces of me just cannot let go.
Some pieces of me still cling on to the silver thin thread of hope and believing in faith that seems to be a HUGE BULLS*** to me right now.

Gosh.
I'm being too rowdy.
i shall stop complaining.

Just shaddap and listen for my complaints in part 2, if ever i survived this day to write it.
Adios~

ATTITUDE - Has SG's Teen lost it?

I was in the bus 154 going home from school where this officer lady boarded the bus to check for out ezlink card.
everything went smoothly until she reached the back seat, where this guy sat.
Let's just call him, "The Temperament"

And so, the Officer Lady asked for his ez-link card, and he gave her a blank distorted card which he claimed to be his "faded" student ID.
Of course, as an intelligent lady, she refused to buy whatever reason that "The Temperament" offered, until HE REALLY ALMOST LOST HIS TEMPER.

He shouted at her, threatening her to return him the card before he lost his temper.
What a surprise to me, the Officer Lady still responded to him calmly and retained the card.
She would send it to Hougang Stn, where The Temperament who said that he stayed in Sengkang could go and redeem his card by making an appropriate ID card.

Well, i didn't get to watch the rest of the drama as i gotta alight at my stop and left the chaotic bus to continue it's journey to Eunos.

This really left me to wonder,
with education, shouldn't teenager has the right attitude to confront someone older than himself?
Where has this graciousness gone?
Is everyone alleged to behave in similar way?

Please, we are the future.
Do make Singapore a peaceful country to live in.

Before Boredom Kills Me~

1. Name a song that reminds you of an ex?
Guang Liang - Tong Hua

2. Where was your default pic taken?
Monstercue Billiard, Concorde Hotel

3. What’s your middle name?
huh?

4. What are you doing?
stoning.

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
sadly no.

6. What is your current mood?
cranky

7. What color underwear are you wearing?
black

8. Who can always make you smile?
too many to name them one by one :D

9. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
my feelings towards someone.

10. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?
Eagle.

11. Ever had a near death experience?
almost kena hit by a car, yes.

12. Something you do a lot?
irritating people? xD

13. What’s the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Another Sleepless Night - The Racing Kites

14. What was the last thing you ate?
Tong Fen (whatever vermicilli)

15. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Esther Tan (and Jonathan Heng)

16. When was the last time you cried?
Last week, for the WHOLE WEEK.

17. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
er... once for my birthday, but only in front of friends and family, NO STRANGERS.

18. If you could have one super power what would it be?
CUPID! xD

19. First thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?
Height.

20. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
nothing. i don't drink caffeine.

21. What’s your biggest secret?
secret is secret. don't kaypo.

22. Favorite color?
black, white, blue, brown, purple.

23. When was the last time you lied?
everyday? living in lies... GYAHAHAHHA *joke*

24. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
LOVE TOM&JERRY!

25. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
my saliva.

26. Do you speak any other language?
Indonesian,sundanese, javanese, a lil bit of.... (japanese, chinese, korean)

27. What’s your favorite smell?
my own soap? oh! my crush's cologne! xD

28. If you could describe your life in one word what would it be?
Challenging.

29. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
ASEAN Dance 2010, 5 Sept 2010

30. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Nop. I'd love to. xD

31. What are you thinking about right now?
nothing. mind is blank.

32. What should you be doing?
MUGGING.

33. What was the last thing that made you upset/angry?
HAHA! someone from Singapore. *grin*

I'm 56% Singaporean.

[] You were born in Singapore
[] Both your parents are Singaporeans OR/AND Malaysians
[x] Your parents expect your spouse to be of your race.
[x] You have none or one sibling.
[ ] You have learnt the Singapore workout.
[x] You miss luncheon meat.
[x] You hate Motorola branded phones.
[x] You think putting an iPod earphone into your ears is cool.
[x] You own more than 2 existing (current) handphones.
[x] You have Friendster, Facebook, etc etc.


Total so far: 7


[x] You love to act cute.
[x] You speak or randomly break out in Singlish/hokkien etc etc.
[ ] Your Caucasian friends do not understand what you are saying.
[x] You crave for chicken rice and the other uber delicious food.
[x] You want to go overseas for a decent holiday.
[x] You pick up the trash when you miss the trash bin.
[x] You say dust bin instead of bulk bin / trash / etc.
[ ] You put "x" and "z" behind words to make them look prettier.
[ ] You have a picture of Stephenie Sun on your wall.
[] You watched The Little Nyonya.

Total so far: 13


[x] You can endlessly add to the information of 'Singlish' on wiki.
[x] You learn to swim before the age of 10.
[x] You learn to ride the bike before the age of 12.
[] You think PSLE is hard until you encounter an A levels exam.
[ ] You think it's impossible to get over 290 for PSLE.
[ ] Sentosa is getting boring to you.
[x] You miss root beer
[] You want more long-time-ago shows like Phua Chu Kang
[x] You actually get lame jokes.
[x] You think Singapore is the #1 country in the world.
Total so far: 18


[ ] you are kiasu.
[ ] you enjoy Hossan Leong's shows.
[x] you played uno and beyblade when u were young.
[x] you go shopping wearing super simple clothing.
[ ] you think 'why call the esplanade 'esplanade? so hard the name. call durian also can what.'
[x] you sleep during mother tongue classes
[x] you speak in english during mother tongue classes
[] you get 1000 math questions for homework a day
[ ]your class size is 38-45 pupils
[x] your school bag weighs more than 1kg.


Total so far: 23


[x] You are doing this but you know you have other important stuffies to do
[ ] You always watch a thursday movie cos that's the cheapest.
[ ] You smuggle food into cinemas
[x] You curse at the person smoking in carparks, lifts, air con places etc etc
[x] You smuggle gum from thailand and malaysia etc
[ ] You use the tattoo from the famous bear bear malaysian gum.
[ ] You want to live like Archie and his gang.
[x] Your hair becomes spikier as you live
[x] You chiong at a sale.
[ ] You have more than 40 Xs so far.

Total so far: 28


Multiply by 2 to get your Singaporean-ess percentage:

28 x 2 = 56

IN RESPECT OF THE ENGLISH WEEK

ONLY THE BRITISH COULD HAVE INVENTED THIS LANGUAGE

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,
Then shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!

Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England ..
We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes,
we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guineanor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends
and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English
should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.

In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language
in which your house can burn up as it burns
down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out,
and in which an alarm goes off by going on.

And, in closing, if Father is Pop, how come Mother's not Mop?

I WOULD LIKE TO ADD THAT IF PEOPLE FROM POLAND ARE CALLED POLES THEN

PEOPLE FROM HOLLAND SHOULD BE HOLES AND THE GERMANS GERMS!!!