[] You were born in Singapore
[] Both your parents are Singaporeans OR/AND Malaysians
[x] Your parents expect your spouse to be of your race.
[x] You have none or one sibling.
[ ] You have learnt the Singapore workout.
[x] You miss luncheon meat.
[x] You hate Motorola branded phones.
[x] You think putting an iPod earphone into your ears is cool.
[x] You own more than 2 existing (current) handphones.
[x] You have Friendster, Facebook, etc etc.
Total so far: 7
[x] You love to act cute.
[x] You speak or randomly break out in Singlish/hokkien etc etc.
[ ] Your Caucasian friends do not understand what you are saying.
[x] You crave for chicken rice and the other uber delicious food.
[x] You want to go overseas for a decent holiday.
[x] You pick up the trash when you miss the trash bin.
[x] You say dust bin instead of bulk bin / trash / etc.
[ ] You put "x" and "z" behind words to make them look prettier.
[ ] You have a picture of Stephenie Sun on your wall.
[] You watched The Little Nyonya.
Total so far: 13
[x] You can endlessly add to the information of 'Singlish' on wiki.
[x] You learn to swim before the age of 10.
[x] You learn to ride the bike before the age of 12.
[] You think PSLE is hard until you encounter an A levels exam.
[ ] You think it's impossible to get over 290 for PSLE.
[ ] Sentosa is getting boring to you.
[x] You miss root beer
[] You want more long-time-ago shows like Phua Chu Kang
[x] You actually get lame jokes.
[x] You think Singapore is the #1 country in the world.
Total so far: 18
[ ] you are kiasu.
[ ] you enjoy Hossan Leong's shows.
[x] you played uno and beyblade when u were young.
[x] you go shopping wearing super simple clothing.
[ ] you think 'why call the esplanade 'esplanade? so hard the name. call durian also can what.'
[x] you sleep during mother tongue classes
[x] you speak in english during mother tongue classes
[] you get 1000 math questions for homework a day
[ ]your class size is 38-45 pupils
[x] your school bag weighs more than 1kg.
Total so far: 23
[x] You are doing this but you know you have other important stuffies to do
[ ] You always watch a thursday movie cos that's the cheapest.
[ ] You smuggle food into cinemas
[x] You curse at the person smoking in carparks, lifts, air con places etc etc
[x] You smuggle gum from thailand and malaysia etc
[ ] You use the tattoo from the famous bear bear malaysian gum.
[ ] You want to live like Archie and his gang.
[x] Your hair becomes spikier as you live
[x] You chiong at a sale.
[ ] You have more than 40 Xs so far.
Total so far: 28
Multiply by 2 to get your Singaporean-ess percentage:
28 x 2 = 56
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